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Modern Translation
Gregory: Yo bring out the football, the Montagues are here.
Sampson: I’ve got the football. Play and I will back you within these 90 minutes. Let them kick off!
Gregory: I will swear at them when they pass by.
Sampson: I will stick my middle finger at them their moist if they do nothing.
Abram: yo bro did you just stick your middle finger out at us.
Sampson: I do swear.
Abram: Do you want to swear at us now.
Sampson: Nah bruv I don’t need to swear at you, but I can if I want to.
Gregory: Are you asking for beef?
Abram: Beef, Is it Halal? (rhetorical question)
Sampson: But if you do want beef I wouldn’t mind because I am as strong as you
Abram: No stronger big man
Sampson: Well……
Enter Benvolio
Gregory: (Aside to Sampson) Talking about ‘stronger’ here’s one of our best players.
Sampson: Actually, yes i am stronger
Abram: you bloffin, go da way
Sampson: Lets go, Gregory, we are gonna smack them.
(Kick off) (10 minutes later dirty tackle fight starts)
Benvolio: Stop fighting before you both get red cards do you not understand the rules of football.
Enter Tybalt
Tybalt: What are you doing here, get away from my squaaaaad
Benvolio: Relax fam i’m just warning them.
Tybalt: What, relax fam? I hate the word relax, as I hate your mum, I’ll bang you in your face.
(They fight again)
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