To mum and dad,

I just wanted to see how you were doing and I was checking if u were ok. However, I did want to ask you one more thing; so…… I was wondering if you could get me this REALLY nice car that I want. You know how I’ve been practising car games on my phone. I mean do you really want your favourite child to be a low life forever? Wouldn’t you rather let your kid ride in style? Wouldn’t I get places more swiftly and efficient? I’m not telling you to buy me a car because that would be discourteous of me?